Top Ten Things Overheard at the Kwik-E-Mart

For those of you who don't prefer to read, click on the video below to listen to a slightly more entertaining version that I recorded.

1. Can I have a dollar?

2. Can I get a Quick Pick? I’m feelin’ lucky.

3. Well, that’s new. They never had bulletproof glass here before.

4. Put all the money in the bag…nice and easy.

5. You got a bathroom or one of those wooden sticks with a key on it?

6. You got any jumper cables?

7. We’re all out of Clear Eyes.

8. Don’t worry…that’s what the penny dish is for. Have a good day!

9. Can I get some air? The temperature outside dropped my tire down to the size of a Whoopi Cushion.

10. You know, before this place was built it used to be “Peepshow Palace”… an exotic bird store.

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